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Patrick Cruse 20 Mar 2015
Pat Cruse @thakilla
What does get old is listening to two kids discussing the pick-up artistry coaching they received. #LoserMadness
Never gets old hearing the entire sportsbook/poker room groan and cheer over meaningless points affecting outcome of bets. #MarchMadness
If you put your chips in the pot with your palm towards the ceiling you're a monster. http://t.co/pPavMQZAZC
When can we have a Red Zone channel for March Madness? I miss the NFL.
Patrick Cruse 17 Mar 2015
I'm still undefeated against urinal cigarettes.
Single Pat wouldn't get hit on head by a folding chair that fell off my Christmas tree because I needed cardboard to use to pull weeds.
Patrick Cruse 15 Mar 2015
RT @BracketBattles1: Congrats to Assembly Hall on being named the Greatest College Basketball Arena! http://t.co/U9K2mJDLog
Patrick Cruse 14 Mar 2015
Sometimes when your leaving work you get to make a montage of a drunk girl taking/sending selfies. http://t.co/evxLdeITRu
Patrick Cruse 13 Mar 2015
Accidentally chose the "touchless" car wash, but splurged on the "high pressure tire wash" ($8 total). #SickRimsBro http://t.co/mO95hsXdHQ
Patrick Cruse 8 Mar 2015
You know what's worse than losing your phone? Losing your wife's phone. We got it back. #MarriageSaved
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