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Patrick Cruse 2 Dec 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
@espngolic have you ever addressed that it is pronounced NoDer Dame and not Notra Dame with @Espngreeny ? If not, please do. Thanks.
If you were curious how to make sure we wouldn't be friends, having this on the poker table is your answer. http://t.co/zFTc7OJd3O
Words can't describe how painful it was to drop my LAST oyster cracker on the floor. http://t.co/VHAGJNTPrn
Patrick Cruse 27 Nov 2014
Today I'm thankful for my family. I could have never gotten baby puke under my wedding ring without them.
Patrick Cruse 25 Nov 2014
This drunk guy won't stop railbirding our game. @RealKidPoker http://t.co/MwMmzbeQrt
Patrick Cruse 17 Nov 2014
She'll act like it's stupid and you are wasting time getting ready, but trust me, she loves it. Who couldn't?
If you don't shave your beard off in funny stages to show your wife, you are a bad husband. There, I said it.
Patrick Cruse 10 Nov 2014
RT @FuelOnline: Clip of #Denver Backup QB Brock Osweiler getting his chances snubbed by Peyton Manning says it all #Broncos... https://t.co…
Patrick Cruse 9 Nov 2014
True story. http://t.co/dlVNPlA8y3
Patrick Cruse 7 Nov 2014
A #HeroDad thinks fast enough to suck helium from cellophane balloon and sing happy birthday after it's sliced open with a tennis racquet.
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