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Patrick Cruse 30 Jan 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
Two minutes after @HumphreyIN paid $160 for new sunglasses @JeffOvertonPGA throws me a nearly identical pair for free. #sucker
@B_r_a_d_l_e_y_P @HumphreyIN pink shorts and blue slip ons today. http://t.co/tWWoaGOFOg
RT @stein1703: Ticket collection for the week http://t.co/4hb5FtJRj4
Patrick Cruse 28 Jan 2014
Pro tip: When waiting for oven to preheat/cook pizza it is acceptable to eat your banana pudding dessert first, especially for breakfast.
Patrick Cruse 27 Jan 2014
In bed by 8pm, wife DVRs Bachelor and Grammys, she's asleep by 8:15 = me watching 2 hours of Grammys about people I've never heard of.
If I was watching the East instead of West Coast Grammys feed I would have had killer Janice from Sopranos/Lorde tweet. Now no one cares.
Patrick Cruse 22 Jan 2014
Also, I'd pay good money if it were possible to see a blooper AND highlight reel of Sonic rollerblade deliveries.
I wish I could go back to when I worked at McDonald's so I could quit and start working at Sonic as the rollerblade delivery dude.
Patrick Cruse 21 Jan 2014
RT @WagerMinds: If you fill out a perfect March Madness bracket, you'll be a billionaire. But Warren Buffett is betting against you. http:/…
Here is my monthly "I laughed really hard so I felt compelled to share" tweet. http://t.co/IkbtwRcjQ1
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