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Patrick Cruse 17 Apr 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
Officially a dad: I feel like pouting after a crushing softball loss, but all I can think about is how I'd want my son to see me react.
Patrick Cruse 13 Apr 2014
You can never be too careful! https://t.co/9u566CLtDi
Patrick Cruse 10 Apr 2014
Pro tip: If you want to look unquestionably stupid and awesome at the same time do a wheelie on a motorcycle.
Patrick Cruse 9 Apr 2014
I don't always enjoy getting mean mugged by strangers, but when it's because I caught them bluffing I LOVE it!
Patrick Cruse 8 Apr 2014
Why did they decide to play the national championship game on 9 foot rims?
Patrick Cruse 5 Apr 2014
This guy was a staple in the PLO game I cut my teeth in and my all time favorite player to play with. I'm sad. http://t.co/Z4Y74VWfgF
Nobody puts more effort into alerting oncoming cars their headlights are off than I do. It's maddening how rarely I'm successful.
Patrick Cruse 4 Apr 2014
RT @AndySwan: FUN FACT: Most people have an above average number of legs.
Patrick Cruse 2 Apr 2014
RT @HumphreyIN: Saw this: Kwame Brown 2003-04: "Bust Year" 10.9 - 7.4 - 1.5 - 48.9% FG Roy Hibbert 2013-14: "All-Star Yr" 11.1 - 6.9 …
Patrick Cruse 30 Mar 2014
I wonder how many dudes repaired a sewing machine before going to work today? New dad/hero status level achieved. #4thehaterz
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