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Patrick Cruse 17 Mar 2018
Pat Cruse @thakilla
RT @Hotkatchina: What crypto traders sound like to nocoiners. https://t.co/1NqfvTj2eI
I thought mounting the TV above the fireplace meant I'd never have to tell my kid not to sit too close to the TV. https://t.co/MQHYoFOOne
I don't feel compelled to smack people very often, but to the lady that just threatened to "smack the taste out of"… https://t.co/yIYhl3fD4Z
Patrick Cruse 16 Mar 2018
RT @DavidInglesTV: Got passed this video by a friend. Can anyone verify where this is? Don’t know about you guys but I hate the ski lift be…
If you've never done a dance for your kids where your finishing move is freezing while you fart then I'm a better dad than you.
Patrick Cruse 14 Mar 2018
My mom doesn't always tweet, but when she does it's a mistake. https://t.co/b7Ek28vJS5
How many years do you have to keep a key on your keychain, for which you have no clue what it goes to, before you take it off your keychain?
RT @MLB: No-look pickoff? This is crazy! 😱 https://t.co/8LCb1Mx0JM
Patrick Cruse 12 Mar 2018
RT @World_Wide_Wob: LeBron out here doing that thing where you fake throw the tennis ball and your dog goes running into the yard lookin fo…
Patrick Cruse 11 Mar 2018
I saw a lady throw a receipt out her window at a stoplight. Then she turned her head as she was rolling up her wind… https://t.co/H4dZ6TBHyP
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