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Patrick Cruse 18 Jun 2016
Pat Cruse @thakilla
RT @KipHenley: How in heck did this not make more headlines? This was on the very first take (my hand to God) repost ! https://t.co/cE9BdB…
Patrick Cruse 11 Jun 2016
What are the chances I'll be friends with the guy that pauses for 5 seconds and does this every time he checks? https://t.co/7fNFyMfRyo
Patrick Cruse 10 Jun 2016
Only 12 of 40+ tables @BellagioPoker are being used, but I was lucky enough to get this special shuffle machine! https://t.co/3opWJ4ljcX
Worst friends ever? https://t.co/OmbWeuVwda
Patrick Cruse 7 Jun 2016
If your wife asks you to send a pic of the grocery list she left at home and you don't write funny stuff on it first you are a bad husband.
Patrick Cruse 6 Jun 2016
If you ever need to feel like a bigger nerd just wheel a bowling ball bag through a casino floor.
Patrick Cruse 5 Jun 2016
Saw this in valet and realized weddings mean I'll have to buy 4 new pairs of shoes and my kids will hate me for it. https://t.co/6joCXnllq0
Patrick Cruse 2 Jun 2016
My son gave my wife this cockroach leg he found. Then my wife showed me and when I got close she threw it on my lip! https://t.co/7GUFFPap6h
I want to be the first player to complain that the entrance to @wsop is still the same location as the smoking/cancer acquiring location.
Patrick Cruse 1 Jun 2016
RT @FakeSportsCentr: 3-1 series lead? They can't possibly choke this. https://t.co/JNoVeFyEIn
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