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Patrick Cruse 17 Jan 2017
Pat Cruse @thakilla
I gave my wife the Heimlich Maneuver during dinner tonight and she treated me like a villain instead of hero. She wasn't choking, but still.
Patrick Cruse 13 Jan 2017
RT @TylerIAm: This weak ass move lmaooooooooooo https://t.co/bjS3hMvOGt
Patrick Cruse 12 Jan 2017
Single dudes: I would be honored if you'd use this gif I made of Prince the next time you slide into a chick's DMs.… https://t.co/AniDIaPkZo
Patrick Cruse 11 Jan 2017
There are lots of ways to not be my friend, but if you're always on time and never in a hurry we might be able to be friends.
Patrick Cruse 10 Jan 2017
Does anyone prefer being surprised by the contents of assorted chocolate to just eating known awesome candy? #AssortedChocolatesSuck
RT @Birm: I'm convinced they make people prove they're not athletic before they win a contest. https://t.co/5dLUiWpRSw
Patrick Cruse 7 Jan 2017
Sometimes you've done enough parenting for the day and you just let your kid put his mouth on water fountain.
Patrick Cruse 4 Jan 2017
@realhoosierfan do you know what OG has on his right hip under his jersey? Looks like a rolled up towel or something. Strange.
Patrick Cruse 31 Dec 2016
@oilybeef in case you missed the goat. https://t.co/oJNM6HvQhe
Patrick Cruse 30 Dec 2016
One day my kids will be old enough that I can rest my eyes for 10 minutes and it won't hit the fan. Today was not t… https://t.co/GwK6nWMQox
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