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Patrick Cruse 7 Nov 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
There are few things in life more satisfying than needing a funnel and having it be exactly where it should be on your peg board. #ManCard
Patrick Cruse 6 Nov 2014
I love a good half-court shot, but this one might be the best I've ever seen. http://t.co/wEU4obmSnn
Thanks @oilybeef http://t.co/STImtLtuQO
I'm not great at much, but I'm top 5 in the world at getting extra cupcake batter/cookie dough out of the mixing bowl.
Patrick Cruse 5 Nov 2014
Those are my chips, but that's not my arm. How can people be such monsters? http://t.co/oFg4ZOOwkm
Patrick Cruse 4 Nov 2014
I've decided punter is his best shot to make the NFL. He's coming for your job @PatMcAfeeShow http://t.co/OScnh658xv
Patrick Cruse 31 Oct 2014
Is 6:30am Halloween morning too early to eat one of the Caramellos to make sure you get one before the trick or treaters take them all?
You know what I don't care about? My dealer's college football parlay.
Patrick Cruse 30 Oct 2014
Picked up my kids from school and fed both of them by MYSELF! Oh wait...literally billions of people have done this before?! Carry on.
RT @ChronicHoosier: Passing by Washington, IN. My yearly reminder it's produced as many or more NBA'ers as the states of ME, VT, NH, DE, ID…
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