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Patrick Cruse 29 May 2018
Pat Cruse @thakilla
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" https://t.co/4MWBcVKyzQ
I've watched the 1st period of the Stanley Cup finals so I'm qualified to tweet why basketball > hockey....
Patrick Cruse 28 May 2018
RT @ladyhaja: Holy shit, this guy is amazing. What a hero. https://t.co/XVWbaULkFp https://t.co/hHnF150XL5
When my kids get older they better appreciate the fact that I laid in a tent in Nowhere, Michigan with no access to… https://t.co/GPewjZG9fg
Patrick Cruse 27 May 2018
Pro tip: If you want more snuggle time with your 3 year old, try to get in a hammock by yourself. https://t.co/4WRahcbIPv
Pro tip: If you think it's annoying to hear other people's kids cry you can remedy that by having your own kids. It… https://t.co/usYKLTRRpt
Patrick Cruse 26 May 2018
This is our camping neighbor. (Poll coming...) https://t.co/F9zdAe7K2r
Patrick Cruse 25 May 2018
Hunter orange collared shirt, camo pants, and crotch rocket. Look at me! Don't look at me! Look at me! (Credit to… https://t.co/KrPAICwLaP
Patrick Cruse 18 May 2018
I'm questioning everything I've ever heard at this point. Can't comprehend how I can only hear one or the other. Wh… https://t.co/SCoDGXLGOs
Patrick Cruse 16 May 2018
This is too good. https://t.co/r0NSey7wbe
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