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Patrick Cruse 30 Aug 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
"@AnnieAshworth: @thakilla *woken" My wife is now publicly shaming me on twitter. Let the games begin!
Instead I'll just film it and tweet about it. #ThugDadLife
If I my kid hadn't already waken me up at 5:30, I had a job, and I spoke Spanish I'd go yell at these guys http://t.co/uAkk0n7hSg #6:45am
Patrick Cruse 29 Aug 2014
Just saw a guy hook shot a piece of trash out his driver's side window and through his sunroof to hit his wife with it. We'd be friends.
RT @oilybeef: @thakilla this guy's worse. He's being a double asshat
The last offender left because I wouldn't be his friend, but he was replaced by a new offender. INSIDE your arms! http://t.co/SNOrHkdsjp
If I weren't already friends with myself I would have potential to be my friend because of proper stack storage. http://t.co/E0w30CRZWv
Not a potential friend. http://t.co/AgubpTaryF
If you store your chips, phone, or drink anywhere on the poker table outside the area that your arms naturally rest we're not friends.
Patrick Cruse 26 Aug 2014
Pro Tip: Wait until after 9:45am to feed your kid breakfast so you can call it lunch and give him leftover Mac n Cheese.
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