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Patrick Cruse 23 Sep 2017
Pat Cruse @thakilla
I was having a good day and then some geezer flipped me the double bird in Kroger parking lot and my day got that much better.
I'm proud of this guy. Also proud of our team for not needing to use the tee at all in the 2nd and 3rd innings (gre… https://t.co/uL6KmiQagj
Patrick Cruse 22 Sep 2017
Pro tip: You can say "pizza pizza" instead of "piece of pizza" and no one will ever know the difference.
Remember that one time I went to the movie theater and I didn't wish the movie would just end already? Me either.
Think how rich all your twitter trolls would be if they could putt the TOUR's bad putters for money every day?!
RT @AwardsDarwin: Might want to leave the stray cats alone. https://t.co/Iv5xsEnMp0
Patrick Cruse 20 Sep 2017
@lucy_cruse hi there, Lucy Cruse, meet a different Lucy Cruse! https://t.co/M3l6MSolRS
Patrick Cruse 14 Sep 2017
RT @flippingbats: CODY BELLINGER ... WUT?! https://t.co/gCsEA89yTA
Patrick Cruse 13 Sep 2017
Finally got it. https://t.co/OmvYuuqXCp
Patrick Cruse 12 Sep 2017
Hey Bitcoin, hurry up and get mainstream. I just paid $8 for a cashier's check from MY bank!
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