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Patrick Cruse 14 Dec 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
It's impossible to be worse at using the iPad than my two year old son is....and he loves it.
Patrick Cruse 13 Dec 2014
They forgot to mention all the luxurious legroom in the brochure for the Santa Train ride. http://t.co/MkAKm53mOu
Is it wrong that seeing this instantly made my night better? http://t.co/fCSLBwx38l
Patrick Cruse 12 Dec 2014
New player buys in $500, posts BB, asks how many bills much bigger stacks have, dramatic pre-flop routine, folds pre in limped pot. #fail
@dmoongirl if I had a nickel for every time I got stuck $3k+ and ended up winning $1500+ in a Bellagio 5/10 game I MIGHT have a nickel.
Why my son is an NFL punter you'll get sick of hearing the story about how he demanded he practice during our showers at age 2.
Patrick Cruse 11 Dec 2014
RT @MrMichaelLee: Worst shot of the year https://t.co/c55tRnlZJj
Patrick Cruse 6 Dec 2014
Do you think that's my water or his? #NotFriends http://t.co/MPorGHIkyI
Patrick Cruse 5 Dec 2014
RT @ZENofLEN: Kid plays 18k pot, takes bad beat, loses it, guy asked why didn't u go twice? He says well I was in position and oop player …
Patrick Cruse 2 Dec 2014
@landlord702 listened to 5 songs on way home from Bellagio. As a dad, "If I die tomorrow" hit home. Good stuff. Looking forward to the rest
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