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Patrick Cruse 27 Oct 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
Also, two year olds really suck at carving pumpkins.
While the rest of you monsters were sleeping or working this morning, I was carving this masterpiece. #HeroDadLife http://t.co/CMZnlPKNU9
Patrick Cruse 25 Oct 2014
My last 3 rounds of golf were 83, 86, and 72. Guess which one I couldn't win a trophy in... #ChokerLife
Patrick Cruse 23 Oct 2014
Two worthy inaugural Las Vegas Poker Players Golf Champs @oilybeef (scratch 78-73) & @MattMoorePoker (net 81-79) http://t.co/9s1NzcwJin
Patrick Cruse 20 Oct 2014
Want a high anxiety game of throwing/catching a football? Have a 2 year old that insists on only playing while standing on coffee table.
Patrick Cruse 18 Oct 2014
I just went on a walk starting and ending at my house that I'm convinced was uphill the majority of the time. #hero
Patrick Cruse 13 Oct 2014
You know what's easier than replacing the tank to base gasket on your toilet? Doing it the third time.
You know what it is harder than replacing the tank to base gasket on your toilet? Doing it with your two year old son's help.
Patrick Cruse 11 Oct 2014
I let my son wear his soccer jersey around the house one time and he's already taking dives. http://t.co/sNkIuZeoY8
I stare at him for 3 seconds to make sure it isn't an expert troll before I tell him "they're all marked on the other side, buddy"
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