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Patrick Cruse 9 Mar 2019
Pat 🛳️ @thakilla
My son lost his first tooth at school today and then somehow lost it in our house before he could give it to the to… https://t.co/IhN018l8JX
Patrick Cruse 7 Mar 2019
Pat Cruse @thakilla
But what if @andrewneeme and @TheBradOwen offered to tip a lot? Or what if you thought they'd poach some of your hi… https://t.co/zTUs7ZQlgA
Imagine how long the #iubb season has felt for this poor guy. https://t.co/FQB6sL6dvq
Patrick Cruse 4 Mar 2019
@KB21ICE how many of these have you owned in your life? https://t.co/HSfx7QObKY
Patrick Cruse 3 Mar 2019
The chances of me having the 3 cutest babies on earth are approximately 1 in 343,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00… https://t.co/IzuwsDbv2T
Patrick Cruse 27 Feb 2019
So far, the hardest thing about having my third child has been keeping a straight face when the lactation consultan… https://t.co/q39Lf66FPN
Patrick Cruse 17 Feb 2019
Pro parenting tip: Schedule a few random fake trips to Chuck E. Cheese that you can cancel for poor behavior. It wi… https://t.co/eb3giQBldW
Patrick Cruse 6 Feb 2019
As we were pulling into daycare my daughter reminded me it was show-and-tell day for the letter "Q". I pulled this… https://t.co/PLTUJ5Kbl9
Patrick Cruse 4 Feb 2019
I'll say that was the most lopsidedly-liked halftime show ever between men and women.
Patrick Cruse 3 Feb 2019
RT @jlory22: My son just said “It’s 5 more days until Auggie’s (the dog) birthday!” He doesn’t even know my birthday on my birthday.
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