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Patrick Cruse 4 Aug 2015
Pat Cruse @thakilla
Sometimes "helping around the house" means finishing the old/worse cookies so my wife can enjoy the new/better cookies. #TrophyHusband
Patrick Cruse 2 Aug 2015
If you want to feel like a poor divorced father, take your son to McDonald's at 7am and pay with coins. Enjoy the pity stares!
You know it was an exhausting vacation when you hear the ice cream truck going through your hood as you are getting in bed. #7:15pm #yep
Pro married tip: The sooner you realize your urgency to unpack after vacation will never match your spouse's the happier you'll both be.
Patrick Cruse 31 Jul 2015
We had already had bath time and put jammies on. Supposed to take a clean walk on beach before bedtime. #How'diDo? http://t.co/T3P25uQwBX
RT @_youhadonejob: Epic fail. http://t.co/NhUHqCg7Gy
Patrick Cruse 30 Jul 2015
Twitter star nephew. http://t.co/e5iwe7EpIE
Patrick Cruse 29 Jul 2015
"If we were next to the Fairy Godmother I would just smack everyone in the hotel in the face. Punch them right in the face." -Nephew Quotes
Patrick Cruse 28 Jul 2015
Leg room is all about perspective http://t.co/xXfCv0SFgq
Family vacations mean my nephew gets to pick out his own outfit and everyone applauds his choices. http://t.co/UN6JxJe6y0
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