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Patrick Cruse 18 Nov 2013
Pat Cruse @thakilla
Oh it's also a great place to get some terrible pizza and plenty of germs.
To parents of 1 year olds: I recommend Chuck E. Cheese's so your kid can experience the same pure joy that mine did. http://t.co/9vdlpe37P1
So mad. Thought I'd have a shot at the high score at Chuck E. Cheese's until I walked in and saw this guy playing. http://t.co/0JqlkqMelK
Patrick Cruse 16 Nov 2013
RT @Poundtag_jfrye: Maybe you wouldn't need the flashlight if you didn't have sunglasses on... http://t.co/irhulrxeTT
Patrick Cruse 15 Nov 2013
Can anyone help me with a polite way to say "Nothing you say is interesting, and I hate every time you try to talk to me"?
Patrick Cruse 14 Nov 2013
@WagerMinds somehow still in my survivor pool. Anywhere online I can find week 12 NFL lines to help with my research?
Patrick Cruse 13 Nov 2013
RT @AdviceMallards: If she says, "It's fine. Do whatever you want." Do not do what you wanted to do.
Patrick Cruse 12 Nov 2013
Uh, dad, you know it's 8am? You sure I should be in the sandbox? #justplaykid http://t.co/cNnOiKnJzd
RT @SciencePorn: We find it hard to believe we are the only intelligent life after this GIF-picture http://t.co/Dg86jNi8Dv
Patrick Cruse 7 Nov 2013
Husband to wife: "Is THAT what you are wearing to the party tonight?" = divorce.
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