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Patrick Cruse 7 Jun 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
When does it stop? Could I bring a "service" horse to the poker room? http://t.co/uDtwk00WF0
Patrick Cruse 2 Jun 2014
Another "I laughed until I cried" internet thing that I feel obligated to share. Also, I have no soul. http://t.co/ymGC9igIn0
"The good news is you won the hand, the bad news is you used your 'one time' and now you're f*cked".
A guy called for his "one time" in a 6 big blind coin flip 150 spots from the money. He won, and an old school grinder had a great line...
Min cashed my first and hopefully my only tourney of the series. Such a snoozefest and the conversation is borderline unbearable.
Patrick Cruse 1 Jun 2014
Got to day 2 table and everyone was shaking hands and introducing themselves. Of course I turned around and acted like it was wrong table.
Patrick Cruse 31 May 2014
Previous Pro Tip is only recommended for married dudes or dudes that want to stay single.
Pro Tip: To stay lazy AND classy, wear a collared shirt instead of getting a haircut to cover up your neck beard.
Patrick Cruse 29 May 2014
@haralabob for funsies, let's see your team. http://t.co/aG04IqCLuG
http://t.co/aG04IqCLuG I'm going LeBron, Jordan, Hakeem, Duncan, and Frazier. I spent way too much time lamenting over this, btw.
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