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Patrick Cruse 19 Jul 2017
Pat Cruse @thakilla
If it makes me laugh until I cry, I share it. That's my rule. https://t.co/Eig7f53mp8
I'd rather see one of my friends do this than me win the main event. https://t.co/rKEwR5sy48
If you watch this without laughing I'd never be your friend. https://t.co/srb50yKPtO
Patrick Cruse 18 Jul 2017
RT @barstoolsports: When you do a gender reveal and send that shit right back to the kitchen @podfathersshow https://t.co/Idff9i0zlO
RT @barstoolsports: When you're about to find out the gender of your child but refuse to swing at a pitch high and inside (Via @HearKyleTai…
@Ase4iu we have a new runner up for best fart ever. #1 is still #1 though. https://t.co/aEUolKQ5SO
Patrick Cruse 17 Jul 2017
What's the over/under on how long before this guy gets pulled over? @jashworth149 https://t.co/g40g6uevec
The main reason I got LASIK was to dodge going to eye doctor every time I ran out of contacts. How'd she avoid goin… https://t.co/JeTwR5xVQm
Patrick Cruse 12 Jul 2017
Anyone who knows me well knows this is one of the most satisfying things in the world to watch someone try to do. https://t.co/t15WRbfYen
Can you promise me that whoever calls me will be able to have a discussion about Wimbledon? https://t.co/iAzeF3055B
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