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Patrick Cruse 10 Jul 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
RT @FakeSportsCentr: Right when you thought women's basketball couldn't get any worse BOTH teams shoot at the wrong hoop: http://t.co/0TukV…
Patrick Cruse 7 Jul 2014
RT @FakeSportsCentr: The difference between Kobe and Mark: https://t.co/jKQx2wk0ZN
Patrick Cruse 6 Jul 2014
Leaving work today and a car honked at a group of girls in its way. Obviously, the girls stopped and twerked on the car's hood. #VegasLife
Patrick Cruse 4 Jul 2014
You'd be surprised at how mad I got at myself tonight for asking a guy what was in his juice smoothie. He thought I really cared. I didn't.
Drunk guy asked her if she "came to work on a motorcycle?" Mean, but really funny. http://t.co/bwwLofNpo3
@KipHenley settle a debate between me and my friend @Poundtag_jfrye Top 5 chimpers of all time? We've agreed, your word is final.
Patrick Cruse 3 Jul 2014
"Yes, son, sometimes fish get really sleepy and take naps on the filter." #WalMartLifeLessons http://t.co/D3RPNhmuEp
The one thing I've made sure that I pass along to my son is my pool noodle sense of humor. #HeroDad http://t.co/3MIgUPgrEd
@arfarfhowl I promise I wasn't angling to run off with your envelope full of cash. A backpack was a lifesaver for me when on crutches, btw.
Patrick Cruse 2 Jul 2014
Similar to how I enjoy seeing other couples argue I relish in seeing other people's children have meltdowns in public.
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