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Patrick Cruse 12 Mar 2017
Pat Cruse @thakilla
@terminalhz remember when we used the calling card of a kid from Culver to do prank phone calls? Why was that better than calling local #s?
Patrick Cruse 10 Mar 2017
It just occurred to me that I think @ZENofLEN is a favorite to be inducted into the poker HOF one day and he 100% should be, imo.
Patrick Cruse 8 Mar 2017
"Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas." - I saw this on a bank's marquee today and I lol'd for 3 minutes straight.
Patrick Cruse 3 Mar 2017
Pro tip: If you sit down to pee you can eat Oreos at the same time, allegedly.
Patrick Cruse 2 Mar 2017
RT @MattGlenesk: UPDATED: More. Buzzer. Beaters. Thanks for submitting the clips. These are amazing. Just another reason to love Indiana HS…
Patrick Cruse 1 Mar 2017
Pro tip for being on time without hurrying: get gas on the way home and not on the way out.
Patrick Cruse 28 Feb 2017
Being married is using the last of your mouthwash and not telling wife. Then there is a full bottle for the next time you brush. #SheSoGood
Parents and future parents: Think long and hard before teaching your kids the "pull my finger" joke. They'll love it and never forget it.
Patrick Cruse 26 Feb 2017
RT @BabyAnimalPics: This dog...caught a fish...using croutons. Then walked off like Mufasa https://t.co/IgwfB2WrIq
RT @DGrean17: Casey with a simultaneous twirl and divot stomp in the rough #TourSauce @NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU https://t.co/qoXXsKD6MZ
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