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Patrick Cruse 13 Feb 2016
Pat Cruse @thakilla
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Patrick Cruse 12 Feb 2016
This is what goes on when my daughter stays home sick from school. #HookieHasBegun https://t.co/tyU6IY8NXf
Patrick Cruse 10 Feb 2016
Not brushing teeth before a dentist appointment? Going straight to a haircut after a workout? Purposely smelly farting in a taxi?
What is the equivalent (in terms of lacking social awareness) to eating messy chicken wings at the poker table in other professions?
Patrick Cruse 8 Feb 2016
Does Bruno Mars prefer to be called midget, dwarf, or little person?
@ZENofLEN they must instruct the PGA TOUR announcers to never discuss prize $ swings, right? Why? Would be much more interesting.
Patrick Cruse 5 Feb 2016
Also, I'm in favor of $2,000 fines for littering cigarette butts. If you aren't, I bet you are an asshole that litters cigarette butts.
Putting empty beer bottles under the poker table means you expect someone else to deal with your trash yet you hide it from them first.
Putting your empty beer bottles under the poker table should be ticketable the same as littering anywhere else in the world is.
I know parenting has made me crazy, because I just considered "Curious George" as choice when searching TV Guide...I'm at home, alone.
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