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Patrick Cruse 30 Apr 2015
Pat Cruse @thakilla
@KymLim86 your dad is in my game. Anything you need me to tell or ask him for you? http://t.co/Z0wJKMxVxR
Patrick Cruse 27 Apr 2015
Remember that one time I took my son to the movies? He lasted 20 minutes and then puked three times on car ride home. Oh, that was today.
Patrick Cruse 25 Apr 2015
My son wanted to take this old baseball to school so I did this first to make his teachers experience #TheSandlot http://t.co/MQ1Efw4ucd
Patrick Cruse 24 Apr 2015
A guy told me he already bet 100k on Mayweather, and that I should wait until fight day to bet because it'll be a pickem. #NeitherIsTrue
Patrick Cruse 23 Apr 2015
I just started getting hair on my face and I already had to pluck my first gray beard hair. Hey life, cool joke, bro!
@WSOPTD @khartwiger @wsopSUITd Any chance 5/10 NL can be included in the time rake cash games this year and how can we make it happen?
Patrick Cruse 22 Apr 2015
Advertising for @KB21ICE in Vegas to make sure I still get the "Brinker Discount" when I'm back home. http://t.co/g6RaGkyS92
Patrick Cruse 15 Apr 2015
@whoisalexjacob just got back from vacation and marathoned all 3 episodes. Can I borrow "I bet it all" to be used at the tables?
Patrick Cruse 14 Apr 2015
A pun that you are required to say as a parent going through potty training: "I can't deal with this shit!"
Real men aren't afraid to wear their wife's sunglasses during a nice sunset dinner when they're facing the sun and forgot theirs. #hero
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