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Patrick Cruse 21 Jul 2014
Pat Cruse @thakilla
RT @KipHenley: Kip Tips #296 If you ever see a dude air guitar his golf swing indoors and you play golf then you can spot that air swing gu…
Patrick Cruse 20 Jul 2014
Pro Tip: It's fine if you forget to close the wipes container when you have a newborn. They can't dry out in < 30 minutes. #TryAgain
Patrick Cruse 18 Jul 2014
Pro Tip: Leftover meatloaf for "lunch" at 9am is reasonable when you go to bed at 8pm and wake up at 5am. #2xDadHeroTip
Patrick Cruse 17 Jul 2014
If you watch this < 5 times or don't think it's funny we can't be friends....sorry. http://t.co/tzWopfzeuZ
Patrick Cruse 16 Jul 2014
RT @FakeSportsCentr: Live look at LeBron heading back to Cleveland (you can go ahead and shut down the Internet today) https://t.co/GyXugZo…
Patrick Cruse 13 Jul 2014
On a day where lots of my peers/friends are deep in the WSOP Main Event I helped my son paint this truck. #realhero http://t.co/nwZFUZNOCy
Patrick Cruse 12 Jul 2014
"We need to stop by Wal-Mart on the way to the party to find $10 (aka gift bag and card) so they can throw it in the trash." - My wife
Dealer: "Because I come from a black family and black people tend to name their kids after retarded shit".
A player said to this dealer "Armani? How'd you get the name Armani?!" http://t.co/tIJ4bYq6Cc
Patrick Cruse 11 Jul 2014
My wife and I have an unspoken agreement where I pretend I can't work the fancy washer/dryer and she pretends she can't work the computer.
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