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Patrick Cruse 13 Sep 2015
Pat Cruse @thakilla
Do you ever think about how lucky you are that a bunch of awesome inventors lived before you, because you'd never invent the cool stuff?
Patrick Cruse 12 Sep 2015
When dad is solo on Friday night it's PB&J's-to-go for dinner and ice cream on the way home. #They'reStillAlive http://t.co/qIfX70bA7h
Patrick Cruse 11 Sep 2015
Shout out to all the dealers that don't call me by name when they deal in my game, especially when the table is full of tourists.
Patrick Cruse 7 Sep 2015
To a non parent these kids look bored. To a parent this looks like a successful trip to the park. https://t.co/J20yyq23Hx
Patrick Cruse 5 Sep 2015
@ADT why would your SOLICITORS ring a doorbell at a house with this sign on it? http://t.co/N8d62Wr1qC
Patrick Cruse 31 Aug 2015
As a parent you can pretend you bought these for your kids. Checkmate kidless losers. http://t.co/hjghhb4SRG
Patrick Cruse 30 Aug 2015
RT @toddcasabella: “@PROV1MIC: @JaseDuckman @stoneduckman @espn This guy goes after every golf ball!! #nofear#top10 http://t.co/n2SkdRVwAm”
Blew my son's mind tonight with a life lesson: "You don't have to wash your hands after using restroom...when at a football game."
National anthem before the #3 vs #20 in nation. http://t.co/UKRR5uCmGb
Patrick Cruse 28 Aug 2015
@mpl1184 @LifeOfTheDonk http://t.co/hjTKdcrzxv
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