Alex Rocha 5 Dec 2013
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Had a lot of fun helping a girl live out her "rape fantasy" last night but it just doesn't compare to the real thing.
Bunch of @coreyburbick s at my table beaking about college football. #headphones
The very best of luck to my brown brotha @MukulPahuja today on his WPT final table.
Made two final tables tonight on @WSOPcom NJ. Got a 2nd and a 4th for a combined total of $158. #blessed
RT @mucklefutz: @THE_ALEX_ROCHA Wo she-wong nee see
Quick, very important, someone tell me how to say "hope you die" in Mandarin.
Alex Rocha 4 Dec 2013
I never learn my lesson but, PRO TIP : Don't use the Harrah's body lotion as lubricant for personal pleasures.
Alex Rocha 3 Dec 2013
It could be worse, guys. We could be inadvertently huffing our coworkers farts from inside a cubicle. #blessed
Thought I was having a bad poker day until my friend texted me from inside his cubicle "Guy next to me farted &my eyes are legit tearing up"
RT @Kevmath: For the @PokerStarsBlog, @JenShahade talks about jealousy in poker - http://t.co/qKQ3vh6KPT
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