Alex Rocha 15 Mar 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Guess they don't observe Steak & Blow job day in Aruba -__-
28,738 runners. Finish 71st. #2FigureScore #MicroMillions
Alex Rocha 14 Mar 2014
The VERY best of luck today to @MukulPahuja who now has me searching for a bride just for the post wedding heater. GL beast!
Alex Rocha 13 Mar 2014
Buy $200 worth of groceries, get back to apartment, put groceries in fridge/freezer and Aruba snap has a blackout. #2ndWorldProblems
Alex Rocha 12 Mar 2014
Bought this thing a couple days ago. No idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do with it... http://t.co/vl04krMVsm
True story. Scariest 30 minutes of my life.
Just had a butcher knife in hand ready to kill someone I thought was trying to break in to my apartment in Aruba. Just the wind, you guys.
Alex Rocha 11 Mar 2014
It is better to have loved and lost than to have boarded a plane that goes missing in South East Asia.
Saying "Van der Sloot" in Aruba is like saying "Voldemort" at Hogwarts.
RT @RexHuppke: MSNBC: Obama nails it on Between Two Ferns! Fox News: Vladimir Putin would NEVER do Between Two Ferns. CNN: THESE ARE ANDE…
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