Alex Rocha 25 Dec 2013
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
All I want for Christmas is Mr. Potter, alone, in a room, with a baseball bat.
The plan is to get drunk enough in time to justify tearing up at the end of "It's A Wonderful Life".
Alex Rocha 24 Dec 2013
Today is day #2 of the 9 Days of Alcoholism, concluding on New Years Eve. I will be participating. How about you guys?
CHRISTMAS GIFT TO MY FOLLOWERS : Google "Olivia Munn Text Message" #MerryChristmas 🎅🎅🎅
Just did 100% of my Christmas shopping at Rite Aid #Efficient http://t.co/GlifasDURw
Back in NYC for less than a week and already got @petedavidson showing me pictures of his dick.
Meet up with @RickyVelez in NYC and the first thing he says is "By the way, we're going to a tranny party." @fatbabylive #MerryChristmas
Alex Rocha 23 Dec 2013
Used my friend's ball hair trimmer last night to shave my face. Worked just fine. #TheMoreYouKnow
Alex Rocha 22 Dec 2013
I am hungover. Reading drunk texts from last night. Can not stop cringing. #SundayHaiku
My phone just auto corrected "Nigga, PIZZA!" To "McCain, Eliza!"
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