Alex Rocha 12 Feb 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
I will be spending my Valentine's Day this year the same way I spend my birthday, and Easter; at the strip club.
Alex Rocha 11 Feb 2014
Female luge camel toe is just what I needed to get me out of bed today. #Olympics2014
Alex Rocha 9 Feb 2014
Just walked through first class and farted twice. Got em.
Back in Miami. I see zero reason to go back to New York. Sorry mom, dad, friends.
Alex Rocha 8 Feb 2014
That awful moment when the cruise ship WIFI blocks all porn sites so you're forced to use Facebook pics, or even worse, your imagination.
Alex Rocha 7 Feb 2014
I got robbed by a 13 year old kid with an ear ring in his right ear on a cruise ship in the arcade room. This isn't funny. Stop laughing.
Alex Rocha 3 Feb 2014
Heard its snowing on the east coast hahahaha #EsuranceSave30
Alex Rocha 2 Feb 2014
My last tweet actually wasn't a joke. Chick straight up cut my ear & made me bleed. Binked a free haircut/massage, so there's that. #RIPPSH
PRO TIP : Do not get a haircut on a cruise ship. The boat rocked and now my ear is bleeding.
Alex Rocha 1 Feb 2014
LAST 5 GOOGLE SEARCHES : 1. Sexy Tarzan 2. Asian WSOP Bracelet Winners 3. Anwar Sadat 4. Boat Trip movie 5. Felch
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