Alex Rocha 28 Dec 2013
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Pig ear and goat neck are things you can eat and they are delicious. That's all for now.
If Twitter was 153 characters long I would have the greatest tweet of all time.
Alex Rocha 27 Dec 2013
That awkward moment you & your grandma decide to watch "The Master" and the first scene is Joaquin Phoenix finger fucking a sand sculpture.
Alex Rocha 26 Dec 2013
Can waking up and seeing you have 31 text messages ever be a good thing?
How many times can I get caught looking at my aunt's cleavage before it gets awkward?
My uncle just concluded the Christmas dinner prayer with "And may Alex get pocket aces a lot."
Alex Rocha 25 Dec 2013
All I wanted for Christmas was a little recognition for my tweets. Thanks for nothing.
Someone gave me this as a stocking stuffer. I don't get it... http://t.co/yXx1CwjN6i
I bought five people Christmas cards this year. They are all in Spanish. (None of them speak Spanish)
Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy to know that most of you are perverts and alcoholics. Merry Christmas, guys. 😊😊😊
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