Alex Rocha 14 Jan 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
People that get out of their seat to slam down a bluff deserve the electric chair.
Event one starting at 10am tomorrow, what the fackkkkkkkkkk!?
Alex Rocha 13 Jan 2014
Back in the USA. Headed to my home away from home @BorgataAC for next couple of weeks for the Winter Open.
NOTE TO SELF : Let the girl know ahead of time that your wearing glow in the dark underwear.
Alex Rocha 11 Jan 2014
RT @GingMQuinto: 2014 follow-worthy Twitter handles according to @partypokerUS http://t.co/TCnh2b2lvy RT if you agree
Alex Rocha 10 Jan 2014
Headed to Montreal for the weekend. On the road 10 mins and already learned something new. "Yummy Cummy", a pill for better tasting semen.
Alex Rocha 8 Jan 2014
Just walked in to a bathroom, stood in front of a urinal, browsed Twitter, washed my hands and walked out, never having peed.
Sad day for me and my family. (My cousin unfollowed me on Twitter)
Had a sex dream starring Jane Lynch last night. It was okay. http://t.co/zDn1DNRteR
Alex Rocha 7 Jan 2014
It's cold days like these that make you appreciate the finer things in life : Netflix, masturbation, online poker.
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