Alex Rocha 5 Apr 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Made a Malaysian Air Flight 370 joke in the "Asia" section of Animal Kingdom. Tough crowd.
There's NO sex in the champagne room, OR on the "It's A Small World" ride, so I'm being told.
Alex Rocha 4 Apr 2014
I had to suppress the urge to tweet about "swamp ass" multiple times yesterday.
Alex Rocha 3 Apr 2014
In Aruba one month - Eat super healthy. In America one hour - On line for Chick-fil-A #Merica
Alex Rocha 30 Mar 2014
2/7 the $16.50 NL Draw [Turbo, 2x Chance] lfgggggggg!!!!
Alex Rocha 29 Mar 2014
100% just saw a UFO in Aruba. Too high up to be a plane/helicopter. Only other thing it could be is a drone. Also,still need BOA$ for Stars$
Alex Rocha 28 Mar 2014
HAVE : Pokerstars NEED : Bank Of America/Chase QP #Help #PlzAndTy
Alex Rocha 26 Mar 2014
Just FaceTimed with my grandma for her 90th birthday. She thought I was a picture and refused to talk to me. Also, I wasn't wearing a shirt.
Alex Rocha 25 Mar 2014
A drunk Arubian explaining his religious beliefs in a loud club with Rihanna playing is about the only time Rihanna has my attention.
Hi. My name is Alex, I'm 24 years old, and I don't know how to put on a shirt without getting deodorant all over it.
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