Alex Rocha 25 Mar 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
That moment when the Facebook Message "seen" function lets you know that your dad is ignoring you...again
Alex Rocha 24 Mar 2014
Just walked in to the bathroom and THIS was waiting for me... SOMEONE WILL PAY! http://t.co/qvv6umD5bm
Have we entered the crying portion of Sunday yet? #AskingForAFriend
Alex Rocha 23 Mar 2014
Every single one of my cousins is now pregnant and/or engaged to be married. I am "next in line" on both sides of my family. Fuck off.
RT @onewheelterr0r: @THE_ALEX_ROCHA #whenwillitend be patient and attentive, the divorces and miscarriages won't come with Facebook updates.
At first it was all just a joke, but now I legit CAN NOT BREATHE on how many of my friends are getting married/having babies. #whenwillitend
Alex Rocha 22 Mar 2014
I very rarely mean it when I say "hud" in the chat box.
Alex Rocha 19 Mar 2014
I spit in someone's face today. And then they spit back in mine. And then I spit back in theirs. And then they spit back in mine. #foreplay
Alex Rocha 18 Mar 2014
RT @Rschooley: I have curated my Twitter feed for the perfect blend of fun jokes, terrifying news and extreme narcissism.
Alex Rocha 17 Mar 2014
UPDATE : Black people wear suntan lotion.
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