Alex Rocha 1 Jul 2015
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
That awkward moment when the Ken Kaniff skit from Marshall Mathers Lp comes on the shuffle but you're in a massive pot and can't skip it.
Alex Rocha 30 Jun 2015
There aren't enough fingers and toes to count the amount of children at the bowling alley in Vegas at 2am.
Alex Rocha 29 Jun 2015
Day 2 Planet Hollywood main. Good luck. #JustinLiberto
Alex Rocha 26 Jun 2015
Starting to feel like Clark Griswald in Vegas Vacation.
Alex Rocha 25 Jun 2015
My girlfriend broke up with me last night in a fit of rage. Today, we are at Planet Hollywood playing a $200 couples tournament. #Stability
Alex Rocha 24 Jun 2015
In the money of wsop 1500 and playing on direct left of one of my poker idols, Fabian Quoss.
Alex Rocha 23 Jun 2015
Here we go again. The World Series of Day 2s. Time to run it up. #WSOPHaiku #GoodLuck
Alex Rocha 20 Jun 2015
WSOP UPDATE : Fell asleep last night listening to power of positive thinking videos. Grasping at straws here. #ThirdQuarter
Alex Rocha 19 Jun 2015
Playing 1500 10 game. If I catch one of my opponents tryna look at my cards during the draw games, I'm smackin' em in the mouth.
Alex Rocha 18 Jun 2015
He told me he searched his wife's browser history today and found "Taurus sex with Capricorn" then screamed "I'M NOT A FUCKING CAPRICORN!"
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