Alex Rocha 5 Dec 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Ate a candy cane for breakfast. Am now taking three little girls to a Frozen exhibit at the mall & to see Santa Claus. The fuck is my life.
Alex Rocha 2 Dec 2014
This kid @JABistro just shows up to my moms house. She laughs at all his jokes & when he left, said he was "a gentlemen." Im gonna kill him.
Alex Rocha 1 Dec 2014
At what point after realizing you could never win The Amazing Race with your spouse are you supposed to break up? (Asking for a friend)
Alex Rocha 30 Nov 2014
Get Q2hh all in 3 way for the win on KJ7hhh flop vs my girlfriend's JJ and mom's black 55. Turn 7. When will it fucking end.
Spent Thanksgiving in Florida but couldn't make it down for the 3500. Had to spend time w/family. Doing this instead http://t.co/iuy9UVSpp8
Alex Rocha 27 Nov 2014
Set my alarm for 10am to start the day off binge drinking in prep for football viewing & binge eating. I am an American. This is my holiday.
Alex Rocha 25 Nov 2014
Made it safely to sunny Florida. Happy thanksgiving! http://t.co/Y1IvOCwEpL
Alex Rocha 24 Nov 2014
Unofficially final tabled every New Jersey online poker site's major today. Yes, I'm bragging about a 10th place.
Alex Rocha 23 Nov 2014
Lady on the bus one row behind and across from me just farted so loud she went out of her way to apologize to me for it. 😳💩
Alex Rocha 22 Nov 2014
Just left the toilet seat up in a unisex bathroom. #YOLO
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