Alex Rocha 31 Oct 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
RT @MistaBill: Dealers Choice: The WSOP November Nine Needs To Go (And Almost Surely Won’t) http://t.co/RyO0XU79za #poker
Alex Rocha 28 Oct 2014
My girlfriend has a two year rule for anal sex so I've implemented a three year rule for Halloween couple's costumes.
Alex Rocha 27 Oct 2014
RIP Boardwalk Empire.
Alex Rocha 26 Oct 2014
Girlfriend is encouraging me to have "time alone with friends" which I'm pretty sure directly translates to "I'm cheating on you."
Alex Rocha 16 Oct 2014
Lose few buy ins in cash. Have inner monologue & remind myself everything is going to be okay. 4 seconds later, drop my phone in the toilet.
Alex Rocha 12 Oct 2014
All hotels sold out last night so @Walllllly let me sleep in his bed. I return the favor by eliminating him from day 2. I'm an awful human.
Here @parxpokerroom for day 1c of the 500. Got around 240k on dinner. More importantly, I'm wearing jeans without any underwear. #LaundryDay
Alex Rocha 11 Oct 2014
Then we won the tournament. Props to @PokerHippie for scamming me for free 5% for giving me a ride to Borgata from Brigantine #ShouldaWalked
Got the slowroll in vs Abe Korotki 3 handed in weekly Borgata $300 w/55 on Q3353. Bet river, he shoved. Speech + 2min tank 🚿🚿🚿 #Ganktober
Alex Rocha 10 Oct 2014
I tweeted at a reality show contestant last night. My life is spiraling out of control.
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