Alex Rocha 27 Dec 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
I go to my family's house to visit for Xmas & the first thing Im told is @JABistro friend requested my mom on FB. What the fuck is going on?
Alex Rocha 25 Dec 2014
(He's in Venezuela right now, In case you were wondering.)
Meanwhile there's a 22 year old girl glued to her laptop legitimately tracking where Santa Claus is in the world. They're worried about me.
Tis the season for some one in my family to compare me playing poker for a living to them playing the lottery.
It's A Wonderful Life > Miracle on 34th St.
Alex Rocha 23 Dec 2014
As a child of divorce, I used to think Xmas was awesome. Now I'm 25 buying gifts for 3 step parents, my parents & 5 step siblings. Fuck off.
Already dreading the obligatory Day 1 level 1 tweets from every. single. person on my timeline playing "The Colossus."
My favorite part of Christmas is when my girlfriend picks a fight with me for no reason AS I'm out buying her xmas gifts. #Coal #Refunds
Alex Rocha 22 Dec 2014
Hey white people, can we do a monthly power rankings like these brown guys? I need some extra motivation for 2015.
I'm over here playing scrabble for sexual favors with my girlfriend while my friends are duking it out at Harrahs FT. Gl sirs! #SwapToTheTop
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