Alex Rocha 25 Oct 2013
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Great season for movies. Captain Phillips was pretty awesome.
Alex Rocha 24 Oct 2013
With regards to the people that ride the horse on the Merry-Go-Round that doesn't go up and down, I dont trust 'em. I dont trust em one bit.
I have this weird thing for @SarahKSilverman where I'm pretty sure I kind of want to fuck her but am totally okay with it never happening.
I don't know what I'm going to share with you guys today and it's giving me extreme anxiety.
Alex Rocha 23 Oct 2013
SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE ELSE PEEING ON TOILET SEATS OUT THERE. I SEE YOU!
I pee on the toilet seat roughly 75% of the time. I often do it on purpose. Hehe
LAST 5 GOOGLE SEARCHES : 1) Jessica Rabbit pics 2) Anwar Sadat 3) Am I a Wine-o 4) Wishbone The Dog dead 5) Put it On Me Ja Rule lyrics
SPOILER ALERT : Naked NYC rooftop chick is now a full blown lesbian.
Hi. My name is Alex. I'm 24 years old and I buy underwear with cartoon characters on them.
Alex Rocha 22 Oct 2013
Change of plans. I actually think it's funnier if I don't finish the story and leave you guys hanging.
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