Alex Rocha 7 Jan 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Did not break even on Christmas this year. Mother fuck.
Alex Rocha 6 Jan 2014
Caught Phil Ivey creeping on my Twitter. Followed me and then unfollowed me an hour later.
My reason for being an alcoholic today is that it's my dad's birthday and he's an alcoholic.
Alex Rocha 5 Jan 2014
Killing it on Facebook today, you guys.
Alex Rocha 4 Jan 2014
FUN FACT : When I was 12 I used to practice the Harlem shake in front of a mirror. I wanted to be "down".
Ladies, I might be an alcoholic. But you're still a woman. And you can't change that.
RT @fatbabylive: Tn!!!! @TheStandNYC @NikkiGlaser @GiulioCG @BenAndJoshNYC @petedavidson @MollyoAustin @RickyVelez @DJNoFaceNYC the whole c…
Alex Rocha 3 Jan 2014
The worst part of ending a relationship is getting unfollowed by all of her friends.
Alex Rocha 2 Jan 2014
FUN FACT : I've had sex to "March of The Penguins" three separate times in two different movie theaters.
Going on a movie date with my best friend's girlfriend. Tweeting about it so he doesn't suspect anything...
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