Alex Rocha 1 Jan 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Happy New Year @MattWRomero . Maybe you'll respond to my Christmas text in 2014.
Alex Rocha 31 Dec 2013
Didn't realize I was on shrooms til I was doing back strokes, on the floor, looking for Nemo.
I apologize for my friends being immature and hacking my phone. Lost 3 followers, including friend, @TKbluffs #homophobe
In a room with 6 women and I had to tie my own shoes. What in the fuck.
Alex Rocha 30 Dec 2013
Corey Burbick football tweets. #ThingsThatShouldStayIn2013
Excessive tweeting of Boom Player hands. #ThingsThatShouldStayIn2013
A very happy birthday to my son @norm_michalek ! Favorite this tweet, let 'em feel the love.
Alex Rocha 29 Dec 2013
I shouldn't be making a habit of masturbating in my friends' bathrooms. I am, but I shouldn't be.
Former best friend @MattWRomero doesn't respond to my Christmas text but immediately responds to this one #HoodPoop http://t.co/LjJ4hdcHH4
Alex Rocha 28 Dec 2013
"Why have a gf when you can lie down naked in a beige cashmere sweater and masturbate with Nivea face lotion?" - Anonymous
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