Alex Rocha 22 Oct 2013
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
A few years ago, while very drunk, a girl brought my friend and I up to a NYC rooftop, got fully naked and demanded that we fuck her. (1/2)
LATE NIGHT #HAIKU : I am drunk as fuck. Masturbating to Full House. This is my childhood.
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Alex Rocha 21 Oct 2013
My life is pretty cool but at any given moment I can drop my iPhone in the toilet. #SoTheresThat
If Dana Brody and Flynn/Walt Jr. had a baby, it would be the antichrist.
Question : Is there anything worse than a child molester? Answer : Dana from Homeland.
RIP Wishbone The Dog. 6/26/01 #NeverForget http://t.co/l1N7Lqem7d
There should be an age requirement for yoga pants.
So I got down on one knee and said "Will you be my first Asian?"
Alex Rocha 20 Oct 2013
Last night I slept in a water bed with my 6'4" 220 lb guy friend. Successful weekend.
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