Alex Rocha 9 Sep 2015
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
RT @IamMikeCannon: I write about 11% of my thoughts and regret 90% of them.
Alex Rocha 8 Sep 2015
Didn't think there could be anything worse than watching "We Bought a Zoo" on my flight... and then it was in French with English subtitles.
I am, by a pretty wide margin, the least fashionable person on this flight to Paris. #AuRevoir
Alex Rocha 5 Sep 2015
The emotional swing of going from Squirrel Tail Mario to little as fuck Mario helped brace me for the highs and lows of tournament poker.
Wowwwww bink! lfg! Guess I have plans this weekend afterall. #help http://t.co/8c5ejTtzXJ
I've been trying, unsuccessfully, for the past 45 minutes to get my old Super Nintendo to work. This is why I don't smoke weed anymore.
Dear Pot Heads (or hungry people), Life cereal + Raisenets (or Raisin Bran) Thank me later. (Thank me later.) #Munchies
Alex Rocha 2 Sep 2015
Doing my own laundry for the first time in a while. Girlfriend usually folds my clothes. How the hell do I fold this? http://t.co/nML21euXSU
Alex Rocha 30 Aug 2015
Leaving #GrandmasNursingHome now. Must shower ASAP. Had to resist the urge a couple times but was able to avoid touching her stool afterall.
Alex Rocha 29 Aug 2015
Think I'm gonna live tweet my grandmother's nursing home. First impression was a good one. They're playing Taylor Swift.
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