Alex Rocha 11 Oct 2013
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
@TabDuchateau @JABistro hahaha kid has nice feet, what can I say?
Lana Del Rey gives me ear boners.
Have you guys seen the new 100 dollar bills? #ILLUMINATI #NEWWORLDORDER
Alex Rocha 10 Oct 2013
Riddle me this : If god truly exists, why would he have allowed my iPhone5 headphones to get this tangled?
Alex Rocha 9 Oct 2013
I wouldn't harm a fly but whenever a girl responds with "k", I immediately fantasize about strangling her.
Kate Upton eating a Hot Pocket.
I've never had sex with a hooker before. Haven't met the right one yet.
Alex Rocha 8 Oct 2013
Looks like I'm getting catfish'd. #blessed http://t.co/F7EUljLljX
"I wish I had a girlfriend I could go pumpkin picking with." - No guy ever
Alex Rocha 7 Oct 2013
RT if you still use your house phone. Favorite if you hate this tweet format.
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