Alex Rocha 5 Aug 2014
alex rocha @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Playing Omaha 8 or better tournaments make me dislike the elderly.
Alex Rocha 4 Aug 2014
My favorite part of make up sex is the fight right before it.
Alex Rocha 3 Aug 2014
Turned my 6bb in to at least a min cash! Now ITM and holding hands under the table with @JamieKerstetter . Lets build (our life together).
Walked in to @parxpokerroom whistling "I've got a golden ticket". Purchased my day 2 lottery ticket. 6bb and a dream. http://t.co/Qy7u1TD7Ke
Won big pot with J4 suited. Jokingly remarked it was my favorite hand. Now getting berated by middle aged men about having a favorite hand.
Alex Rocha 1 Aug 2014
Eleven different family members have asked me if I saw the guy lose Aces to Aces for "the million dollars."
My mom's marrying a man named Bob. Her 2nd husband was also named Bob. Will be reusing my speech from 2007. #Value #Bob
On my way to my mom's third wedding. Couldn't make the first (because I was inside of her), but hey, 2 outta 3 ain't bad.
Alex Rocha 31 Jul 2014
Had a dream I was in jail & the warden was a religious nut, old black lady with no teeth and put me on garbage duty. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
Alex Rocha 29 Jul 2014
My girlfriend's mom and my step mom both follow me on twitter. My biological mother unfollowed me over a year ago. #MultipleMommyIssues
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