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Daniel Stabb 4 Feb 2019
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
I keep thinking James Corden is telling the performers that “It’s time to face the war of the worlds.” #WorldsBest
Admit it — you SO want a Browns Super Bowl right now. #SuperBowl
SuperBowl MVP vote? The ref. #SuperBowl
That sound you heard was 53 million parents talking really loudly over the Dietz Nuts commercial. #SuperBowl
Really disappointed they weren’t Maroon V for one night only. #SuperBowl
Daniel Stabb 3 Feb 2019
Pitch inspired by a true story. I’m a grown-ass man, so you can’t stop me from ______________. @DanStabb… https://t.co/59PIWjQDZ4
Daniel Stabb 2 Feb 2019
When you lie down for a nap and immediately have to pee... https://t.co/zhJg2YoNeI
“YOU’RE NOT THE COACH” *clap clap clap clap clap* - My chant to parents at a kids’ soccer game
Daniel Stabb 1 Feb 2019
It's one of those mornings where I have to ask myself the question, "Did I actually eat breakfast today?"
*steps into the elevator* Dan's brain: Don't say it. Don't say it. Elevator passenger: Cold enough for you? https://t.co/wUDVmu6V1M
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