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Daniel Stabb 29 Aug 2019
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Working at home while my stepson watches TV means that I now officially hate "Lady Bug and Cat Noir" with all my being.
Daniel Stabb 28 Aug 2019
My dream scenario for U2’s someday farewell concert... Bono picks a lucky charm off the stage floor, yells,” Found… https://t.co/K7Tvw3ZysZ
Me to the 6yo: Patience is really important, buddy. It’s okay to wait patiently for things you really want... Also… https://t.co/ZrE5t39l7V
Daniel Stabb 27 Aug 2019
Translation: You can either publicly shame them or you can be a decent human being. https://t.co/fZnSnERv99
Picture 1: Western diplomacy (2002) Picture 2: Western diplomacy, (2013) Picture 3: The end of Western civilization… https://t.co/LJ4mEzJuPr
Once again fell for the ol' "I'm just going to look at the food but really I'm cutting in line" trick at Starbucks
Parents tucking in their children tonight: “Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the New York Times columnists bite.”
So many of the world’s problems would be solved by people walking on the right side of the sidewalk.
Daniel Stabb 25 Aug 2019
It took me a solid 45 minutes to realize The Doobie Brothers don’t sing “Unchained Melody...” I’m at a Doobie Brothers concert.
Daniel Stabb 23 Aug 2019
I'm 1000% behind #boycottjimmyjohns. Though in fairness, that would be like me boycotting hair or being tall. #notapplicableanyway
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