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Daniel Stabb 4 Sep 2019
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
"Hey civilian buddy, I'm off-duty. Do you want my police badge?" https://t.co/elOfQGKhmP
*simultaneous* "I was thinking..." "Oh no, I'm sorry you go ahead." "I was just going to say..." "Oops. Ok, you… https://t.co/kzRTqLloKK
The downside of picking up Indian food is that your car smells like Palak Paneer for the next year and a half.
Oh don’t you dare look back Just keep your eyes on me I said you’re holding back She said... https://t.co/zAvPezyiVT
Why do I spend two minutes trying to back into a parking space when it would only take me five seconds to pull out of it?
Daniel Stabb 3 Sep 2019
Meghan McCain's ode to guns https://t.co/wTFHR1UFha
Daniel Stabb 1 Sep 2019
This is some true alarmist bullshit, @CNN. https://t.co/847c1274DA
Daniel Stabb 30 Aug 2019
Before starting my lunch: “There’s no such thing as too much sriracha.” *fast forward 15 minutes* https://t.co/d2rGW31Sgt
6yo: Can I please have Cheez-Its? Dan: I told you buddy, not until you eat a healthy breakfast (said as I’m pouring… https://t.co/xwG1xQ5n9Z
6yo before a friend comes over... https://t.co/ORAp7qL5NC
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