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Daniel Stabb 13 Oct 2016
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
I judge the severity of traffic based on how far I get during the duration of one Meat Loaf song.
Daniel Stabb 12 Oct 2016
Fact: nobody ever uses the gas station air pump unless you need it.
Daniel Stabb 11 Oct 2016
Transaction is $10.55. I hand the clerk $21. Clerk: The $1 isn't needed. Dan: Yeah, I just want ten back. *blank stare* Dan: Nine is fine.
Daniel Stabb 10 Oct 2016
If Trump loses, I wonder if he'll remove his mask and say, "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids."
Daniel Stabb 6 Oct 2016
It takes a certain kind of awesome to make your first K-Cup of the morning...without putting a mug under your Keurig. #whompwhomp
Meet Joe Buck #AddSportsRuinAMovie @midnight
Monster's Wiffle Ball #AddSportsRuinAMovie @midnight
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Main Events #AddSportsRuinAMovie @midnight
Curly Sumo #AddSportsRuinAMovie @midnight
Mud Wrestling Miss Daisy #AddSportsRuinAMovie @midnight
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