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Daniel Stabb 8 Jan 2017
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
I'm pretty sure most violent crimes happen after spending a Sunday afternoon in Trader Joe's.
Daniel Stabb 6 Jan 2017
When John Mellencamp sang "Hurts So Good," I am pretty sure he was referring to chorizo tacos. #heartburn
Replace the word "great" with "side." https://t.co/aRVBJFUuhP
Daniel Stabb 5 Jan 2017
We're on the precipice of the first "your mom" in a Congressional session. https://t.co/juNc4v0kSp
Daniel Stabb 3 Jan 2017
I saw "House" trending and now I'm bummed that it had nothing to do with Hugh Laurie.
If my New Years Resolution was to cough up a lung, then I've kicked 2017's ass so far.
Daniel Stabb 30 Dec 2016
The feeling when the cat is breathing on you while you're attempting to take a nap. https://t.co/3CvxnVgKYt
There needs to be a complementary Xanax for any one time trip to Wawa.
I dig "infamous!" https://t.co/SJam6szXTP
I just threw up a little in my mouth. #MayNo https://t.co/76tJPqO39i
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