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Daniel Stabb 15 Feb 2018
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
RT @samkuban: Dedicate a love song to sandwiches @kevinmmcc @DanStabb @jacksmcquackesq / topic by @DanStabb #pitchjokes https://t.co/mPlgD…
Daniel Stabb 12 Feb 2018
Credit card company: "Did you add <scam name> to your account?" Me: "Nope." Thanks, Equifax breach!
Hey, let’s not give kids “as is” stomach medicine, okay? https://t.co/igTaS3bO6t
Daniel Stabb 10 Feb 2018
My week on Twitter 🎉: 20 Mentions, 8.09K Mention Reach, 53 Likes, 7 Retweets, 3.77K Retweet Reach. See yours with… https://t.co/jQ7BNl47vI
Daniel Stabb 9 Feb 2018
RT @swissmistress: I'm having lunch with someone I've never met in person. What are signs that they might want to kill me? @DanStabb @Louie…
Post-script: I'm really terrible at judging how many pizzas to order. #PizzaForDays https://t.co/OrmoSRwBVj
I'm sitting in a room with pizza that was delivered 30 minutes early. The people at this presentation don't HAVE… https://t.co/ZoQgLLKPZJ
Daniel Stabb 7 Feb 2018
Playing Bird Bingo with a four-year-old is all fun and cute until you pick out the “Blue Tit” card.
Daniel Stabb 6 Feb 2018
Crazily -- the first adverb of every Mad Lib ever.
Daniel Stabb 5 Feb 2018
"Can we call [Democrats not applauding my SOTU speech] treasonous? Yeah, why not?" No. No you can't. You can't redefine words. #Trump
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