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Daniel Stabb 12 Jul 2017
Dan Stabb @DanStabb
Proud Dairy #CowSongs @midnight
Forever Dung #CowSongs @midnight
Shake, Cattle, and Roll #CowSongs @midnight
Tempted by the Fruit of an Udder #CowSongs @midnight
Daniel Stabb 11 Jul 2017
I prefer the twilight shift myself. https://t.co/m3JLJ0AOF7
Daniel Stabb 10 Jul 2017
Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with 4yo... 4: *scissors* Dan: *rock* 4: I win. Dan: Why do you win? 4: Because I have little paper.
Daniel Stabb 9 Jul 2017
So just take the money you spent on your sign and buy better cups. https://t.co/YMXGpQ9xDU
Fact: if you buy a timeshare, you own a portion of the manager's soul he sold to the devil.
I asked 4yo twice if he hid my toothbrush. He vehemently denied it. He hid my toothbrush. https://t.co/tk2oF1HJNx
Daniel Stabb 8 Jul 2017
I am the mosquito equivalent to a Sizzler. #AllYouCanBite
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